Sex is negotiated
And love comes with terms inked in fine print
On silky lace.
Happiness is expansion in the company,
Or is it economic growth?
The two rarely go hand in hand.
Morals are policies that get constantly amended
Especially after downsizing
Which is just another word for loss.
We have mascots that we call pets,
A new one is needed after the original get’s old
We’re buried in paperwork
And that’s not even a metaphor anymore.